Really Funny Short Jokes - A no-frills airline

You’ll Know It’s a No-Frills Airline If:
They don’t sell tickets, they sell chances.
All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.
Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.
If you kiss the wing for luck before boarding, it kisses you back.
You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.
Before you […]