Funny Jokes

SIGNS OF LIFE
English sign in German cafe: “Mothers, Please Wash Your Hans Before Eating.”
On a scientist’s door: “Gone Fission”
Outside a hotel: “Help! We need inn-experienced people.”
On a music teacher’s door: “Out Chopin.”
On the door of a music library: “Bach in a minuet.”
At a farmer’s field: “The farmer allows walkers to cross [...]