Cinderblock

There was a father who had three daughters named Rose, Daisy, and Cinderblock. One day Rose comes up to the dad and says,

"Daddy, why am I named Rose?"

"Well, when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head."

She walks away. Then Daisy walks up and says,

"Daddy, why am I named Daisy?"

"Well, when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head."

She walks away. Then Cinderblock walks up and says,

"DDDDDDUUUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!"

"Shut up, Cinderblock."