Breakfast time

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
“Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness!
“You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN
THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my!
“WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to
STICK!
“Careful … [...]