Really Funny Short Jokes - GM VS. Microsoft

Bill Gates and the president of General Motors were attending a Q and A session during a business conference. Gates boasted of the innovations his company had made.

"If GM had kept up with technology the way Microsoft has," Gates bragged. "we'd all be driving $25 cars that get 1,000 miles per gallon."

"I suppose that's true," the GM executive agreed, "But would you really want your car to crash twice a day?"