Really Funny Short Jokes - Send

A customer called to say he couldn’t get his computer to fax anything. After
40 minutes of trouble-shooting. The tech discovered the man was trying to fax a
piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the
‘Send’ key.

Really Funny Short Jokes - Brilliant idea

A friend had a brilliant idea for saving disk space. He thought if he put all
his Microsoft Word documents into a tiny font they’d take up less room. When he
told me I was with another friend. She thought it was a good idea too.

Really Funny Short Jokes - Flying without a parachute

A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he’s falling,
he realizes his chute is broken. He doesn’t know anything about parachutes, but
as the earth rapidly approaches, he realizes his options are limited; he takes
off the parachute and tries to fix it himself on the way down. The wind is
ripping […]

Really Funny Short Jokes - A blind pilot is flying this plane?

I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there
had been a 45-minute delay and everybody on board was ticked. Unexpectedly, we
stopped in Sacramento on the way. The flight attendant explained that there
would be another 45-minute delay, and if we wanted to get off the aircraft, we
would re board […]

Really Funny Short Jokes - A Skydiving lesson

All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first
skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer any
of our stupid first-timer questions.
One guy asked, “If our chute doesn’t open, and the reserve doesn’t open, how
long do we have until we hit the ground?”
Our jump master looked at […]

Really Funny Short Jokes - A no-frills airline

You’ll Know It’s a No-Frills Airline If:
They don’t sell tickets, they sell chances.
All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.
Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.
If you kiss the wing for luck before boarding, it kisses you back.
You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.
Before you […]

Really Funny Short Jokes - Object

C gives you enough rope to hang yourself. C++ also gives you the tree object
to tie it to.