Really Funny Short Jokes - String in Soccer Game

Question: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
Answer:So he could tie the score.

Really Funny Short Jokes - Football animals

During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the small animals. The big animals were crushing small animals and at half-time, the coach made a passionate speech to rally the little animals.
At the start of the second half the big animals had the ball. The first play, […]

Really Funny Short Jokes - Curious attendant

A man and his wife were driving through Arkansas on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decides to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up.
About 15 minutes later, he spots a Shell station and pulls over to the high octane pump. “What can I do […]

Really Funny Short Jokes - He is new to baseball

Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. “So, how did you do son?” he asked.
“You’ll never believe it!” Billy said. “I was responsible for the winning run!”
“Really? How’d you do that?”
“I dropped the ball.”

Really Funny Short Jokes - Workout at the gym

At the Gym
For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local health club. Though still in great shape from when I was on the varsity chess team in high school, I decided it was a good idea to go ahead and try it. I called and made […]

Really Funny Short Jokes - Ice Hole

There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing. Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win — they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of […]

Really Funny Short Jokes - Experimenting Marine

Back in 1947 the government was experimenting with a Marine’s ability to
complete his mission after suffering a serious head injury.
They took a well trained, physically-fit, hard-charging Cpl. and told him to
row a canoe up a river. The Cpl. jumped in the canoe, started rowing up stream
with ease and began singing, “From the Halls of Montezuma, […]

Really Funny Short Jokes - Colonel

Q: What do you call a Soldier who can read and write?
A: Colonel

My computer keeps telling me I have mail

My friend went to her mailbox several times before it was even time for the
mailman to make his rounds.
A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was waiting
for a special delivery.
My friend looked at the neighbor and said:
“No, My computer keeps telling me I have mail”.

Really Funny Short Jokes - Modem manufacturer

You’ve probably heard about the Mars Pathfinder probe. Once it lands on the
red planet, pathfinder will release the sojourner rover, a little laboratory on
wheels. Sojourner will cruise about the Martian surface performing experiments.
It turns out that sojourner and pathfinder will communicate using two standard,
off-the-shelf 9600-baud radio modems.
According to jet propulsion laboratory program manager Donna Shirley, […]

NASA gets indications of life on Mars

It is not conclusive yet, but the NASA believes the Mars Pathfinder has found
proof of life on Mars.
The cd player was stolen.